My hairs on the back of my neck stand up every time I see this Green Monster that creeps out of the basement. It strikes randomly, sweeping stuff off of the flat, hard floor outside, in my territory! I tried sinking my teeth into its devilish limbs (that move all of my stuff outside), tugging at different angles trying to find a weakness to defeat this horrendous Green Monster. But to no avail it lives on to fight another day. Maybe we should start a neighborhood watch?
